Sex on the Beach

Also known as “The Spanish Wall incident”

We’re having a great time, teasing and anticipating, as we reach the beach parking lot.

What if you get there and the secluded sex beach is already occupied? Do you just quietly retreat? Is there a standard time limit? What if you show up at the same time as another couple? Who wins the beach rights? Do you… fight it out?

He starts inching forward and I realize what this bastard is thinking and how he is about to ruin our perfect sex-on-the-beach date night.

I didn’t drive us into the fucking sand. I was still hoping for that whole sex on the beach thing to work out.

All I’m saying is that there are times you can still get what you want, but you might have to ignore some unimportant shit to get it.

That’s the problem with unimportant shit. It always has so many important-sounding reasons why you should pay attention to it.

All I’m saying is that there are times you can still get what you want, but you might have to be okay with things not looking exactly like you expected to get it.

So late at night, by now. Didn’t want to ask our friend to come out again. Our fault that we missed him the first time. Didn’t want to wake anyone up.

All I’m saying is that there are times you can still get what you want, but you might have to be willing to deal with the shit it stirs up.

Just like that, we were in a car, being chauffeured home, and the stars were gleaming, and we were both still emotional and angry but that would wash away, like sand washing off skin.

Conflict, mistakes, anger, hurt, unmet expectations, disappointment: none of it has to mean anything, much.

All I’m saying is that there are times you can still get what you want, but you might have to get a little dirty or sandy or uncomfortably honest to get it.

Life is an experiment | All this and more: https://tinyurl.com/y54maxgv |☠️ Sweary☠️

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