I just want to talk crap in an article and maybe make people chuckle mildly. I want to write about some deep serious stuff that’s happened in my life. I want to just write a list of my life goals and hope a sugar daddy’s reading. I’d like to keep people’s spirits up when they are going through down times. Or, make them feel better about their parenting because my kids are both nicknamed “oi, bitch!” Man, if I could make someone pee their pants a little… that’s the dream.