Nope. That’s not what I said.

“First, let me answer the question that will inevitably come from the men who want us to hold their hands and lead them on this strange, wild, scary new path called respecting women’s space and bodies. That question is this: “When CAN I conversationally engage with a woman/women, then?”

Here are my tips. Women, please feel free to expand in the comments.

• When a woman is looking directly at you, making eye contact, and smiling, this is generally a social cue that she is open to engage in conversation with you.

Huh, turns out there’s only one tip. The inverse of this tip:

• When a woman is not looking directly at you, not making eye contact, and/or not smiling at you, this is generally a social cue that she is NOT interested in conversational engagement.”